Top Ten Tuesday is hosted by That Artsy Reader Girl, and this week’s topic is an interesting one. Top ten mashups I’d make out of two novels.

1. A Wrinkle in Time + Voyage of the Dawn Treader
   Because I’d like to see more common sense brought to Narnia and Mrs Whosit et al would fit right in.
   

   
2. Less + The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue
   Because Monty actually knows how to have a good time while touring! He’d show Arthur how to have fun.
   

   
3. The Power + The Handmaid’s Tale
   Because FUCK THOSE GUYS
   

   
4. The Power + Red Clocks
   Because FUCK THOSE GUYS TOO
   

   
5. The Pisces + The Animators
   Because that’s some weird shit that could use the therapeutic acid-trip animation treatment that Mel and Sharon would give to it!
   
   

   
6. Mortal Engines + Dread Nation
   Because there should totally be zombies in the wasteland that the cities travel on.
   

   
7. Beasts Made of Night + Children of Blood and Bone
   Because Beasts had an amazing concept and Tomi Adeyemi could actually do it justice.
   

   
8. Dividing Eden + Reign of the Fallen
   Because I keep mixing them together in my head anyway.
   

   
9. City of Brass + Rebel of the Sands
   Because Nahri and Amani would be the BEST TEAM UP
   

   
10. Fire and Fury + American War
    Because it might be a history book ten years from now anyway. (*shudder*)